Majestic Mr.Moose

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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toadprince

hi i rarely shower and when i do i don’t wash my hair, i dont brush my hair, i dont take care of my hygiene at all, i drink soda exclusively instead of water, my only hobbies video games and internet forums, i only wear band shirts and baggy jeans, and i believe women find me unattractive because of the shape of my jaw

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How dare you call me out like this

toadprince

Why would you want to relate to this? Why would you admit to that? Why would you announce to the world that you’re like this?

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